December 2011
Dec 30th
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turns out i wont be sleeping for new years eve
Dec 30th
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Tom: Ah, shit. Hey, let's all say some dirty words! Everyone say "fuck!"
Crowd: Fuck!
Tom: Everyone say "shit!"
Crowd: Shit!
Tom: Everyone say "dick!"
Crowd: Dick!
Tom: Everyone say "Mark's an asshole!"
Crowd: Mark's an asshole!
Mark: Everyone say, everyone say "We hate Mark!"
Crowd: We hate Mark!
Mark: Yeah!
Tom: Hey, now let's do this one-- Everyone say "Fuck fuck shit fuck!"
Crowd: Fuck fuck shit fuck!
Tom: That's the kind of words you should be using at home kids.
Mark: That's right.
Tom: What do we do now?
Mark: I want everyone to call me an asshole again.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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maybe if angels and airwaves albums never ended the last song wouldn’t always be the saddest
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Who's cool enough to want to fuck dogs and then...
HE IS
Dec 30th
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when my sister asked me what i’m doing for new years eve and i said catching up on sleep she thought i was joking
Dec 30th
DONT PRESSURE RUSS ANXIETY SO SEERY RUSS ANXIETY
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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worst thing about ava is i think i hear people talking to me when i listen to them so i turn them down and then no one was even in the house
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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ive resorted to the faggotry of safe dash to have tumblr load
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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just did the best rotten fart ever but i’d rather fast internet
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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anxiety-im-a-passenger replied to your post: my internet has gone super slow life is… good bitch i’ll cut you’re internet
Dec 29th
ditchellmavis: what if mark hoppus is actually reblogging correctly and we’re the wrong ones
Dec 29th
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my internet has gone super slow life is overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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“You can do anything you want, and you can be anything you want, and you can...”
– Tom DeLonge (via asthenia)
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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i-i-i can’t not talk like this cos i-i-i listened to anxi-i-iety while insi-i-ide tom youre a faggot
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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imagine if you could dream at different speeds oh wait anxiety 
Dec 27th
Bullet in a Bible
Tre Cool: This is a place of worship! A place of rock!
Mike Dirnt: What kind of place is this?
Tre Cool: This is a holy place!
Mike Dirnt: Why are there no clouds in the sky?
Tre Cool: Because God wants to watch his favorite band again!
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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anxiety-im-a-passenger: tomcharmedmarkssnake: anxiety-im-a-passenger: tomcharmedmarkssnake: anxiety-im-a-passenger: tomcharmedmarkssnake: anxiety-im-a-passenger: tomcharmedmarkssnake: anxiety-im-a-passenger: i hate how people at school are like “ew who the fuck masturbates that’s so gross”  everyone does it you lying fucks masturbation is supposed to be bragged about yeah...
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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anxiety-im-a-passenger: tomcharmedmarkssnake: anxiety-im-a-passenger: tomcharmedmarkssnake: anxiety-im-a-passenger: tomcharmedmarkssnake: anxiety-im-a-passenger: i hate how people at school are like “ew who the fuck masturbates that’s so gross”  everyone does it you lying fucks masturbation is supposed to be bragged about yeah grandma yesterday night i was masturbating and at...
Dec 26th
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anxiety-im-a-passenger: tomcharmedmarkssnake: anxiety-im-a-passenger: tomcharmedmarkssnake: anxiety-im-a-passenger: i hate how people at school are like “ew who the fuck masturbates that’s so gross”  everyone does it you lying fucks masturbation is supposed to be bragged about yeah grandma yesterday night i was masturbating and at the moment i thought about your cooking and i...
Dec 26th
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anxiety-im-a-passenger: tomcharmedmarkssnake: anxiety-im-a-passenger: i hate how people at school are like “ew who the fuck masturbates that’s so gross”  everyone does it you lying fucks masturbation is supposed to be bragged about yeah grandma yesterday night i was masturbating and at the moment i thought about your cooking and i totally came all over my laptop then you’re...
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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anxiety-im-a-passenger: i hate how people at school are like “ew who the fuck masturbates that’s so gross”  everyone does it you lying fucks masturbation is supposed to be bragged about
Dec 26th
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you followers brighten up my day! x
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Dec 26th
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doesitmakeyouhappynow asked: i think your cool. x0
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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angels and airwaves has an amazing effect on people that makes them all faggots but it’s beautiful
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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thisoneforthekids replied to your post: thisoneforthekids replied to your post: THERE IS… DID HE REALLY BUT BUT I NEED TO BED NOW SORRY BYE JACKBABES ETC merrrrrrrrrrrrry xmas!!!!!!!!
Dec 24th
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thisoneforthekids replied to your post: THERE IS FLUTE IN SURRENDER OMG   fuck this i… did you hear about that one song where david is singing background did you did you NONONONO NOT YET :( BUT TOM WROTE MY HEROINE ABOUT THE PRESIDENT OF IRAN
Dec 24th
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tom delonge: do you know what else is 80's?
matt wachter: what?
tom delonge: your mummas a tease.
Dec 24th
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